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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 01:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Loons and Moons

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Stock Market News, June 3, 2025: Nasdaq Moves Higher; OECD Cuts U.S. Growth Outlook - WSJ

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What can help me fall asleep at night?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Why Mets are positioned to fare better than Yankees in latest Dodgers series - New York Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Erin Patterson tells murder trial exotic mushrooms 'have more flavour' - BBC

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts